Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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