I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
