Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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