he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
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I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
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