I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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