we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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