okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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