I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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