The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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