who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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