Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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