I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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