It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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