Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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