it was like eating out sand paper
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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