oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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