Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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