I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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