problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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