I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
