I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
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