You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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