I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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