Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
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