You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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