o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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