scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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