apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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