I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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