Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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