doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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