I think im going to throw up on grandma
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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