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(734): View more from Michigan

Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?

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(708): View more from Illinois

We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.

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(214): View more from Texas

I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.

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(212): View more from New York

TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."

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(613): View more from Ontario

Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1

(705): View more from Ontario

Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?

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