I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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