she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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