i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Randomize
