just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
ttyl tear gas
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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