I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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