Who did Billy Mays play for?
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
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