I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I cut my penus on the lid.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
i came on her dog
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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