Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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