even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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