I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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