Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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