we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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