I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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