I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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