We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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