I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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