In the future we'll all be gay
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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