Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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